I was about 17 and still living at home. Pretty nice neighborhood, with houses real close together. Anyway, I was at wal-mart one day and saw they had small garden gnomes for sale for super cheap, likes couple dollars per. So naturally i bought as many as I could. I had maybe 40-50 and absolutely no idea what to do with them.
A few days later I was walking my dog, pit-bull/ boxer mix and the sweetest thing, and I passed a lady with a small dog. This little dog started barking at mine and this lady fucking kicked my dog. I didn’t know what to do but I saw her rush home and go inside, and that’s when I got an idea. Every night between 11:30 1:00 I would walk up to her front door and put one gnome just right in their entry way.
I’d get up the next day for school and sometimes see her look at it and throw it away. As the days passed I got more creative and started hiding them, or putting them in little scenes. One day I saw her and her husband yelling at each other pointing at them. I am pretty sure I drove them insane and it was well worth the money I spent. Don’t kick my fucking dog.